HEY, STUPID. CLICK HERE (yes, you)
Was that subtle enough for you? I know the intelligence level of most of my readers, so I have to make sure to use some pretty bold language. Not to say that all of you are stupid, but…
So I have spent the last two years laying low, suppressing my compulsion to kill and blog about it due to the fact that the FBI was on my trail. I have to say it was really difficult, but I still found ways to entertain myself. I’m coming back soon, though, and I just want to tell you how much I missed you all. Especially the lovely little vixens on the internet that would entertain me for hours by begging me to cut them open and cover myself with their blood. I just ADORE the worldwideweb.
Well, I will see all of you soon. Check back for updates. I’ll be sure to keep you posted…to my wall with a railroad spike. ; )
