Its worth a shot…
HEY KIDS, IT IS NOT COOL TO TALK TO PREDATORS. DONT MEET SICK FUCKS FROM THE INTERNET. THEY WILL GRAB YOU AND SMASH YOU INTO SUBMISSION, TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE DARK AND DIRTY, AND THEN TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU DIE. YOU WILL SCREAM UNTIL YOUR THROAT BECOMES RAW. YOU WILL CRY UNTIL WHAT IS LEFT IN YOUR TEAR DUCTS IS SO THICK THAT IT SEALS YOUR EYELIDS SHUT. YOU WILL RE-LIVE EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE, EVERY MISTAKE YOU EVER MADE, EVERY TIME YOU WISHED YOU SAID “I’M SORRY” TO SOMEONE, AND THE WRETCH STANDING ABOVE YOU WILL GET TO LIVE IT TOO. HE WILL LIVE IT THROUGH YOUR PAIN AND MISERY, THROUGH THE TORMENT IT WILL CAUSE YOU WHEN YOU SEE THAT NOTHING WILL EVER BRING YOU BACK FROM WHERE HE IS ABOUT TO SEND YOU.
There. That might work. Or, people will continue being trusting, needy and stupid regardless of what I fucking say.
So there’s a public service announcement for you, Tom. Now can I log into my Myspace?
